You Have To Hand It To Them. (If You Didn't, They'd Steal It Anyway.)

Sometimes, Eggplant and Turtle wondered why people didn't like them.

"Maybe it's what we look like," suggested Turtle.

"Maybe it's what we say," added Eggplant.

"It's probably because they're jealous of us."

It was agreed. That was probably almost definitely the reason why.

By request of Johnny - a comic of Turtle and Eggplant, everyone's favourite socially inept funghal drag act.